Tuesday, November 15, 2005

No Time

So little time to blog...but avtually I have posted but only othe title gets on... so I delete.. WTH? I will be back soon..and thanks for your concern. Oh, and I still visit all of your sites...every day.

Thanks to Mr. Shife... this is fun.


Ironical Deaths.

Star Jones while wearing her fur coats is clubbed to death.
Britney Spears dies of exposure.
Steven Spielberg dies from a shark attack.
Paris Hilton is struck down by a random thought.
Bill Gates falls out of a window.
The inventor of Immodium AD dies from explosive diarrhea.
A president of a company that sends out massive amounts of spam chokes on a Spam sandwich.
The Unabomber has a mail bomb returned due to insufficient postage.
Barry Bonds has his head shrunk.
Ronald McDonald dies from Mad Cow disease.
Ashlee Simpson fakes her own death but no one cares.

I added Billy Joel killed by a drunk driver and OJ Simpson trampled by a white bronco.

Your turn.

2 Comments:

Blogger Trinity13 said...

Very funny!

Btw, I'm glad your alive and doing well!!!

11:51 AM  
Blogger Mr. Shife said...

Yes, it is nice to hear that you are still pumping blood through your veins.

6:44 PM  

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