Hi. Nikko Smith, huh? <---Caitlin's fave. (Sorry, honey.) I didn't see that coming. Ozzie Smith's son is now a 2 time loser. ouch. Scott, count your lucky stars.
-Returned Audrey. (Insert a sad face EMOTICON here, please.) Mof3 helped Fof3 put her in the back of the minivan... on top of skates, sleds, and lots of other junk... and we dropped her off at the teachers' entrance of the school. I think I heard her saying, "Bye guys, thanks for taking care of me these past 9 months." <---Not in that Audrey "Feeeeed Meeeee!" voice but in a soft voice. (Noelle believed me when I told her this a little while ago.)
-Speaking of Noelle... I am on to you now, honey. Fof3 witnessed his 5 year old sweetie actually squeeze a large chunk of toothpaste directly into the bathroom sink, then act as if it was evidence of her having brushed her teeth. Mof3 put 2 and 2 together (it was just a little TOO perfect) and asked her directky if she had already brushed her teeth. BUSTED!!! (Noelle is devious, but a bad liar.) (The little smirk gives her away every time.) <--Can't fool your parents, Noelle.. at least not yet.
-One more thing re: American Idol. Our friend, who goes by ??? has started watching A.I. because of this blog. After watching Fantasia last night, Fof3 would like to issue a sincere apology to ??? for ever getting you into this show in the first place. My only hope is that you missed last night's, er, uh, performance. (Mof3, Fof3 and Caitlin ALL agreed on something for the first time in a long time..Fantasia was not Fantastic!)
-Lindy...say hi to the group. Click comments, then anonymous, then type away. I know you read us here, so chime in.
-Ken, how is little Alice?
-Still waiting to hear from Tom W. (See directions for Lindy a few lines up.)
-Faith in Florida ...welcome!
WARNING: The following paragraph contains tulip-related info.
-Tulips... not much different than yesterday. Fof3 realizes that daily updates on his tulips are akin to committing Blog-Suicide. Todd... Whatever. Faith asked about roses in Florida. Fof3 used to know a Rose in Florida... but I'll save that story for another blog. The Florida sun is fine for roses. Heres what you need to do, Faith.
1. Find dirt. (preferrably outdoors.)
2. Plant roses... the crown above the dirt line.
3. Ask the children to sit quietly and behave, or watch tv or read books from approximately 11am to 3pm, (as this is the sunniest part of the Florida day) while you shade the roses with a parasol. (Actually, any umbrella will do.)
4. Ask the children to remain calm for about 45 minutes more as you now will need to water the roses...very slowly. (Talking to them at this point is very healthy for them as well.)
5. Ask the children to NOT stomp on these flowers... that is NOT healthy for them.
6. Viola!! Beautiful roses..(at least one or two per bush) in just a few weeks.
EASY!
<<<<--SAFE AGAIN-->>>>>
-Mets lost, Yankeees lost. Indians lost, Loelsh. Marlins lost, Faith. Devil Rays won.
-All three kids had baseball practice yesterday. Sick Liam made his practice. (Yes, he missed school but made baseball practice. <<<---Parents of the Year or what?!?
Noelle loved practice. <--- Mof3 said you great.
Liam was told by his manager (ahem, his dad) to have a seat for a few minutes. <--- sort of making up his own rules during practice. He wasn't the only one acting up... the kids on my team were all a bit off their game yesterday. Fof3 saw a big difference between having after-school practice and a Saturday practice.
Caitlin is a star.
-Noelle's uniform..Navy blue.
-Caitlin's uniform.. Red.
-Liam's uniform..Green.
The Results of the Name -The-Team-Contest:
Green Machine
Green Lanterns
The Greenies
Green Hornets
The Shamrocks
The Jets
The Frogs
Katie, the team's only girl wants more time to pick the winner. <---Take your time, Katie Koolness.
Only one response the favorite movie question. <--Jeff said Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Good choice, Jeff.
-Caitlin is auditioning for her school play... Alice In Wonderland. We rehearsed lines last night. She wants the part of Caterpillar or Alice. <---Good luck, Greatlin.
-Mof3's hair is now "light brown with blonde highlights". <<<---Works for me.
Anyhooooo.... gotta run... leave word... Fof3...OUT!!!